Win

(1) v. To place first in a competition by achieving victory

(2) n. Anything that can by synonymously defined as awesome, excellent, rad, or unexpectedly badass, Usually used in conjunction with "epic" to describe a positive event or mind-blowing occurrence.

(3) n. A word contained in the acronym FTW to describe the delivery of a specific victory/goal. Usually describes an impressive achievement.

(1) In 2010, the Saints won the Superbowl.

(2) Dude, that party last night was so epic. If feel like shit but it was still a win.

(3) And tonight, I'm banging her best friend - FTW!

by Ecbunn January 04, 2011

Not winning

Charlie Sheen's word "Winning" but instead of Winning it is the opposite of winning.

Waking up at 4 am to take my parents to the airport is not winning.

by davispunk January 15, 2012

Winning

Getting ridiculously high on cocaine, getting Bree Olson to move into your house, demanding a huge pay increase, or some combination thereof. Also one must have been born with tiger blood and Adonis DNA in order to be 'Winning'.

They should name CBS to Charlie Sheen Broadcasting, no... uh, WINNING!!!

by jumpoutatree March 02, 2011

wins

What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.

Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.

by Milt Alwin February 14, 2011

wins

Wins is the common phrase used by small penis individuals who have won a game of Fortnite. The amount of wins a Fortnite player has determines how long there dong is (the more wins, the shorter dong)

Yeah bro me and my bud Jack got some hard Wins on Fortnite yesterday

by CameronDOTgov June 19, 2018

Winning

Charlie Sheen, uh Winning

(used at the end of a phrase to show supremacy for being awesome, sometime proceeded with an "uh" or "duh")

Making $1.78 million per episode of "Two and Half Men", uh winning

by insertfatjokehere March 09, 2011

winning

-noun
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison

Interviewer: Some are saying you're bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by champcharlie March 09, 2011