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one hit wheelchair weed

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.
Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.
by i April 29, 2003
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i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand
Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair
by The cunt on the dunny February 7, 2019
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National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.
I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.
by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011
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Russian wheelchair

A sex act involving a man and a woman, a weight bench, and of course a wheelchair!
Chris said to his co worker matt, "ey! U ever try the russian wheelchair after eating steak and turnips, dude u will remember every moment of it!"

Matt walked the fuck away like a bitch....
by Jack the stool August 28, 2017
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Candy Cain WheelChair

In a three sum with 2 guys and a girl. The two guys shove candy canes up the dick hole. One guy puts it in her ass and the other one in her pussy. And the one who makes her squirt first wins.
Who one in that Candy Cain WheelChair last night. Yay it was a close call but I just got it in time.
by This I Do IRL November 19, 2014
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One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
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Boston Wheelchair

When your friend is a terrible driver, and they hesitate at every exit. You'd call them a "Boston Wheelchair".
You missed like three exits and you almost hit that dude's car. You Boston Wheelchair.
by SHAMsee October 7, 2018
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