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Emo WheelChair Bandit

A Angry Very Ugly Teenager That Believes in Cutting Satan and Fears the Sun and Wears a Shit Ton of Eye Shadow and Happens to be Crippled Most of them Skip School and never do anything but cry.
Hunter Bailey is a Angry Emo Wheelchair Bandit
by Risk Shaq January 19, 2012
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Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
by ready-liver August 3, 2010
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kentucky wheelchair

Getting fucked so hard you get put in a wheelchair for the next month
Damn sydney im gonna give you a kentucky wheelchair tonight
by Rch182 July 17, 2017
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Face Wheelchair

A combination of “face palm” and “neck yourself.” Used when someone does something stupid.
“Patrick that was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen, you need a face wheelchair.”

**or you could have just said “face wheelchair”**
by The Real Norom August 8, 2020
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portuguese wheelchair

Picking up your partner with their back to your belly then lifting up their legs and having anal
Dude 1: bruh I bet you, you won't have a Portuguese wheelchair orgy with me and the neighborhood thots

Dude 2: oh hell no, most of them have crabs
by I'mThaNigga December 18, 2016
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dusty wheelchair

The nastiest Spread position imaginable!
by Blunt Slut May 23, 2016
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alaskan wheelchair

Daubinski's signature sex move...You sit her down on a wheelchair and bang her with an ice dildo.
Bruh I just tried the alaskan wheelchair... bruh.
by Daubinski July 16, 2017
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