what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it
someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
by Meme lord 6969420 November 05, 2020
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what the fuck nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.
1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.

3) i just what fuck nut.
by DBAD101 June 30, 2008
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what the fuck is a kilometer

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!
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What the fuck dude

a term used for making fun of a freind: also used in a situation your not in control of: used in a mob situation when a person not from the mob is trying to sway the ideology of said mob
man what the fuck were you thinking dude: hey what the fuck dude are you fuckin loco: hey buddy why are you trying to fuck with us.... i meam really what the fuck dude
by magnum the hammer mike January 14, 2009
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what-the-fuck-ever

a group of words used to be disgunteled disgusted or upset with what another persoin is saying.
Teacher: Get out of my classroom please?!

Boy/Girl: Oh What-The-Fuck-Ever!
by Wacy Arndt April 02, 2007
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what the fuck news

news that makes you just want to say "what the fuck" after it.
Susan- Hey, did you hear about the roofie rapist on the loose?

Cynthia- No! What the fuck!

Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.
by BEEPOSEY July 25, 2009
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AYO WHAT THE FUCK

Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM I GOT HIM

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Me: AYO WHAT THE FUCK
by ayo what the fuck April 03, 2022
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