Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.

Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching

by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016

Welch

When you shit puss/ when you have explosive diarrhea of puss.

“Ohhh babe… I’m gonna welch!”
“No please babe don’t welch on me!”

by Slimmest August 19, 2021

Welching

A form of sexual pleasure involving two men where you shove Welch’s fruit snacks up your anal passage and having a man suck them out

I had to spend 2 hours cleaning my asshole after me and John were Welching yesterday.

by Welcher69 March 24, 2024

Welch

A person that forgets what they send on Snapchat right after sending it to someone.

I’m such a welch

by I WILL EAT UR CATS May 15, 2020

Shawn Welch

Who is he

Who is Shawn Welch I've never heard of him before

by anonymous November 26, 2021

welching

the process in which causes an individual to promptly stick a “fruit snack” in one’s urethra-then by flexing the penis it directly shoots the “fruit snack” out the tip of the penis into another person mouth- to complete the act the person in which inherited this “fruit snack” needs to, chew, taste, swallow, and digest.

Tom and Jerry participated in welching last night

by the green eyed goddess interpr June 15, 2024

Welch

Army slang for homosexuals.

Heads up private got a Welch in top bunk.

by Welche March 6, 2020