Welched

Jacking off and then feeling guilty about it.

Man I feel so bad, I just welched all over myself when I know I should be focusing on my job I'm about to lose.

by Itzyoboy69 September 15, 2022

Paul welch

The pedo who likes child’s penis

Watch out it’s Paul welch

by Mr men wanks me of April 05, 2022

Welch

A person that forgets what they send on Snapchat right after sending it to someone.

I’m such a welch

by I WILL EAT UR CATS May 15, 2020

welch

Slang for the most privileged group within the state of Utah. An acronym made from the first letters of: White-presenting, Educated, LDS (Mormon), Cisgender, Heterosexual.

I heard Jim only moved from Chicago so he could spend more time with his other welch friends in Salt Lake City.

by siimonsays June 06, 2025

Welch

Army slang for homosexuals.

Heads up private got a Welch in top bunk.

by Welche March 06, 2020

Welch

Lospollostv (if you know you know)

LosPollosTV tweeted that he had a banger stream planned for that day but he welched everyone because his lard ass fell asleep on the sofa and forgot to stream.

by June 22, 2021

Welch

When you shit puss/ when you have explosive diarrhea of puss.

“Ohhh babe… I’m gonna welch!”
“No please babe don’t welch on me!”

by Slimmest August 20, 2021