wearing a stripe

To have a rank of some significance in an organization, to have ascended above the rank-and-file members of the group, and have more responsibility and more status.

Joe used to be an unpaid intern, but when Gus left, Joe got promoted and now he's wearing a stripe.

Chris Moltisanti used to be a little shitheel till he got made. Now he's wearing a stripe.

by i am DRAVES July 4, 2011

What Are You Wearing?

The internationally recognized phrase meant to initiate phone sex.

*two people talking on the phone*

Kate: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Mark: That's funny, baby. So, what are you wearing?

Kate: You know those jeans blah blah blah and a tank top.

Mark: Why don't you slip out of 'em, baby?

by JohnnyBanananas September 7, 2010

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

I'm wearing capris

To not care, to not give a fuck.

A: Aye bro you just stepped on dog shit.

B: Bro, I'm wearing capris.

by Better ask somebody December 27, 2011

wearing the face off her

To kiss someone,to make out, french kiss, the act of wearing the face off her

He was wearing the face off her,

by spudweiser June 28, 2007

wearing my rolex

When a girl is really into you, she is (figuritivley) wearing your rolex.

Andrew: Man, that girl wants you.
Mitch: Yeah boiii, she is definitly wearing my rolex.

by mitch dawwwg July 27, 2008

Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.

Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.

by J. Malik April 29, 2006