Pick-A-Winner

A saying often used when a person is picking their nose. People use this as a joke to let you know they've caught you.

"Hey Jessica, Pick-a-winner!"

by Chanelly Welly January 22, 2009

a winner is you

Engrish take from Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Used by rohm kiddies and 80s revisionists.

Tom:"I beat THE AMAZON!"
Mark: "Whoa, a winner is you!"

by Yauch November 1, 2003

you're winner

A phrase from the PC Truck-racing game, Big Rigs.

In Big Rigs, it is impossible to lose, and every time you win a screen comes up with the words "You're Winner!" on it.

It can be used to denote a situation where the person addressed with the phrase is getting screwed over somewhat. It can also be used when the person being addressed did something grand, or got something grand.

People at Life, The Universe, and Everything use "You're Winner!" sarcastically.

"My friend just died..."
"YOU'RE WINNER!"

by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

sore winner

A sore winner is someone who wins and spends far too much time gloating over it, to the point that the rest of the people feel poorly about even participating.

Ali was a sore winner when he sang "We Are The Champions" after winning the NCAA Bracket.

by Jeremy Hubert April 6, 2005

real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

by butthead May 11, 2006

Sore Winner

Wins a meaningless game / competition and then posts it to Facebook with wrong spelling

That Facebook post was written by a sore winner . You could tell by the bad spelling

by Shaha May 7, 2018

salty winner

Someone who wins a competitive online gaming match, but was generally frustrated the entire game, and probably would have been extremely salty if the game was lost. But since he won because his team carried him, he says such things as "lol" or "gg ez" to protect his fragile ego because he knows he contributed nothing.

The mercy, the salty winner who died 20 times during the match but got carried by their teammates:
Winning Mercy: "GG EZ"
Losing Team: "You didn't do anything all game, you were dead most of the game."
Winny Mercy: "salt lmao"

by Mel Addey November 18, 2018