whatever squared

An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.

Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.

whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .

by pantyteamaster April 11, 2009

Whatever, I do what I want!

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.

Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

by Anneke October 5, 2003

whatever lifts your luggage

Synonym of "whatever floats your boat".

Personally, I wouldn't have hired a young rent boy to come with me on a trip to Europe, but "whatever lifts your luggage".

by Grammalicious May 5, 2010

Whatever Russ

A term you use when you agree or disagree with someone, or just want to blow off the conversation.

Also refers to Russ Griswold from the National Lampoons movies

Boy 1:"I dont want to go there, I hate that place"

Boy 2:"Whatever Russ"

by Christine80 February 21, 2007

Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCampz November 9, 2009

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries

A saying notifying carelessness or heedless feelings. Coined by Regina George, a fictional character from the 2004 movie, Mean Girls.

"Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
Regina George: *Confused look* Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. "

by Tharow May 1, 2010

whatever finds your nemo

synonomous with "whatever floats your boat"

Corey: Hey Kelly, want some of this mustard for your PB&J?

Kelly: What the hell? This is PB&J, dude...you don't use mustard...

Corey: I like it...

Kelly: Whatever finds your nemo, ya freak.

by sunnydarastagal May 11, 2010