weed

It makes this world we live in simpler and more pleasurable.

It is a miricale plant that does less damage to your body then alcohol and cigarettes.

You cannot become addicted to it like you can to coke, meth, cigarettes or alcohol and has never caused anybody to O.D. or die EVER.

The only reason it is illegal is because our government would rather us become addicted to other substances such as cigarettes or alcohol so we keep buying them and putting money in there pockets.

Lets smoke some weed and get away from some of our problems.

by MRstone August 29, 2009

weed

weed is what i need and so do you we'll pack it up till its full and hit that shit more than a few we'll be so high talk we'll this like and laugh all damn night

trying i'm to straight talk

by you drink pp March 28, 2003

weeds

the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.

i hate these fuckin weeds!

by diseased sheep August 17, 2005

weeding

plucking the hairs from your girl's vagina, especially while high

A: Thanks for weeding me last night.
B: Wait, I weeded you? I thought those were twizzlers.

by Blafucock March 01, 2011

weed

Weed: Pastparticipal of to wee

Weed: Bud to smoke

Weed: Unwanted horticultural growth

Man I drank so much of Farmer Jacks cider last night, check this I weed myself before I got my johnson out of my trousers tripped and fell face flat in the weed garden and had to smoke the last of my weed just to get my shit back together.

by Dan April 25, 2003

weed

weed is marijuana, DUH. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above. And for all those stupid idits who dont know what weed is, then their stupid!

yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed haha

by BC Girl March 26, 2008

Weed

Weed is a plant. You just have to burn it and it will make side effects.If you smoke the weed, then it will make more satisfying sede effects.

I grew weed and sold it to my grandson, Bob.

by Jamersons September 13, 2008