Black Vulcan

The sexiest of the Super Friends and YOU KNOW IT.

Also known for his appearances on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

Black Vulcan: Great Lightning!

Black Vulcan: Pure electricity... in my pants.

by IDONTMIND June 30, 2019

Vulcan Civilian

A Vulcan Civilian can come into mane different shapes. Lets take Spock, a chief science officer under Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, known for his great intellect and in his later years from spending time with his fellow human friends. One thing many files about Spock neglect to tell is that he is a half human Vulcan as Sarek ( Spocks Father ) loved a human. Spock had an amazing grasp on instruments, and when in the episode Amok Time he invites Kirk and McCoy the chief doctor aboard the USS Enterprise at the time to his wedding ritual. But part of his wedding ritual Spock tries to kill Kirk. It is truly showing how Vulcans can change over time, at least they aren't Romulans .

H=Human V=Vulcan R=Romuan

H: V Can you please scan for any anomalous readings coming from the planet
V: Yes Captain
V: 3 Counts of Romulan tech
V: And we have an incoming transmission
H: On Screen
R: How dare you breach our airspace
V: With all due respect what do you think about the people you took this planet from
R: What are you talking about you Vulcan Civilian.
H: PHOTON TORPEDOS

by Bridgetisacutie February 22, 2019

romulan vulcan soap

It is the war of two different soap brands merging with eventual unification at the realizations of being bar soap cousins.

Unlike Vulcan soap, Romulan Vulcan soap leads to a better overall soap; each lending their own advantages.

by Creonmahoney March 4, 2015

vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 20, 2013

Vulcan

1: A slang for "fail"
2: Anything having to do with epic failness
3: Walrus?

1+2:"Hey man that bike fall was an epic vulcan."
3:"Woah that is one fat vulcan!"

by NKCrash April 19, 2009

Vulcan Fudge Cutter

The act of giving the Vulcan salute to a females genitals. Make the Vulcan salute, rotate hand downward to look like scissors. You now have made the Vulcan Fudge Cutter. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Fudge is referring to poop on your fingers.

Dude did you give her the shocker?! Nah man, I gave her the Vulcan Fudge Cutter!

by Destin_Perkilicious November 16, 2015

Vulcan nipples

Vulcan nipples are nipples which are big and fat like a Vulcano and the tip goes in

Bob: Andy what is with your nipples

Andy: Idk bro
Bob: These look like Vulcans

Andy: I know I can even squirt milk with them

Andy Gas Vulcan nipples

by pussaysnackr oof July 11, 2018