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Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018
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Von Lycaon

THE MOST DELICIOUS MOST CREAM FILLING, MOST SWEAT DRIPPING MAN EVER ALIVE
Girl: are you fr drooling for a furry??
Von Lycaon fan: ITS NOT JUST ANY FURRY ITS VON LYCAON
by Lolgayperson July 29, 2022
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Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched
That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.
by Hostile October 25, 2005
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von Storch

A unique last name for unique people. That is of dutch/german dissent
Person1: hi, whats your last name?
Person2: my last name is von Storch
by wookiecookie May 25, 2009
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von eberstein

a cute german person that everyone loves
I wish I was more like that Von Eberstein!
by aeb312 October 27, 2020
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Von Trotter

A gay/bi sexual person afraid to come out the closet, but comes out sooner or later.
by Nothing but Facts!!! November 1, 2019
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von Colijeff

The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.
Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!
by Chrisvon August 2, 2021
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