A sexual act involving two to three persons where one person is sitting on an elevated surface, resting their legs on the second person's shoulders. The second person has the back of their head facing the other persons groin. As we know, Professor Quirrell has a face on both the front and the back of the head. With this in mind, this act would involve "The Voldemort" sucking the genitalia of the partner with the back of their head. The third person is optional of course, since their are two faces means twice the fun!
Man I am just SOOOOO horny I just feel like sucking two dicks at once. Unfortunately for me, my mouth isn't big enough to fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into one mouth. I have an idea! Let's do The Voldemort! That way I can fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into two mouths!
by Kinda an idiot December 13, 2022
Get the The Voldemortmug. While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
by The professional definers June 8, 2025
Get the Autistic wanna-be Voldemortmug. A nasty bitch. She never showers, wears the same thing all summer, doesn't use soap when she washes her hands, wears makeup to bed and reapplies the next day saying it disappears, and sooo much more its concerning. Her mother made her like this so I don't blame her (yes I do). They both cause so much drama over petty things, and this girl ditches her 5 year BFF just to get a new one every 2 weeks. Also she wears the same Demon Slayer jacket/shirt every day its embarrassing. Honestly I don't think she washes it because she wears it EVERY day like actually. I wouldn't even be surprised because she wore the exact same outfit all summer long too.
Person A: "Oh look theres Voldemort Vivian! Yikes that outfit."
Person B: "I know its always that stupid Demon Slayer jacker, the un-matching sunset fanny pack, and different shades of blue."
Person A: "I know she has a lot of friends but Person C told me she's super fake. We should stay away from her."
Person B: "Yeah probabaly."
Person B: "I know its always that stupid Demon Slayer jacker, the un-matching sunset fanny pack, and different shades of blue."
Person A: "I know she has a lot of friends but Person C told me she's super fake. We should stay away from her."
Person B: "Yeah probabaly."
by NOOOOOOOBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY October 22, 2022
Get the Voldemort Vivianmug. Voldemort / He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named / Tom Riddle / Moldy Voldy is this dude who is after Harry Potter cuz when he (Voldemort), tried to Avada Kedavra Harry, the spell bounced back and instead hit Voldemort. Now Voldemort is out to get Harry and destroy him.
(The dude in the gif is Voldemort before he hade no nose)
(The dude in the gif is Voldemort before he hade no nose)
by (: ɯoɯ ɹn January 13, 2023
Get the Voldemortmug. In online discourse, "voldemorting" is the act trying to undermine or diminish a well known but "problematic" public figure by refusing to use their name, or straight up pretending they they don't exist.
"I love those Harry Potter books, it's a mystery how they exist despite not needing to have been written by an actual person."
"Wait, are you actually Voldemorting J K Rowling?"
"Wait, are you actually Voldemorting J K Rowling?"
by HoopOfGoob August 18, 2022
Get the Voldemortingmug. He is a pale scanty man without nose..
He used to be 'Tom Marvolo Riddle", who is kinda nerd but sohot, sexy, fabulous, goreous and attractive.
He used to be 'Tom Marvolo Riddle", who is kinda nerd but sohot, sexy, fabulous, goreous and attractive.
by HarryPotterShouldMarryMalfoy March 22, 2017
Get the Voldemortmug.