vectored

To screw something or someone over royally, in the process of attempting to help them.

Things were going fine at first but we really vectored them, as usual.

by buddyw August 9, 2008

velociraptor

When you wear shoes that are way too small for you and your ankles stick up, and it looks like the legs of a velociraptor.

"I looked like a velocirpator when I wore my little brothers shoes."

"She was doing the velociraptor thing with tiny shoes."

by Sue Pirnova March 22, 2009

Velociraptor

A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown, British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you might spot one.

Guy 1: Did you just see that?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.

Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.

by Velociraptors Are Real August 17, 2012

velociraptor

Used in place for the word nigga.

1) Sup, Velociraptor.
2) Velociraptor please.

by VelociraptorPlease May 31, 2007

Vector Trolling

There are several methods of Vector Trolling:

1. VVV: stands for "Vector Vector Vector" which is what the caller will say to the receptionist upon either immediate answer, or through pretending to be interested. Sometimes the caller will pretend to be interested and everytime they need to say "vector" will say it three times as if nothing is wrong, the other approach is to cut the receptionist off in speaking and shout "VECTOR VECTOR VECTOR" and hang up

2.Phony Interview: This is for bolder callers, it is simply setting up a phony interview with the vector manager for a made up person. The made up person is given life, a name, locale so as to seem as real as possible

3.InterVector: The boldest move of all, this is the act of setting up a legitimate interview and actually going to the interview. When the potential employee shakes the managers hand he will sit down across from him and proceed to say "Vector Vector Vector" and only that. Regardless of what the manager says, the only world he shall utter will be vector...even until he is thrown out.

"Hello, this is Vector"

"uhhh....Vector Vector Vector"

(dialtone.....)

Vector Trolling

by Da Cali G Show June 17, 2010

velociraptoraphobia

An extreme and irrational fear of velociraptors, commonly known as raptors. Developed in those who are loserfaces. One symptom is fear of tall grass where raptors may be found.

Dan has velociraptoraphobia because he is a loserface.

by spinash April 20, 2009

velociperiority

n. The affect or emotion experienced upon viewing a traffic jam on the opposite side of the freeway, while you yourself zip along at (or above) the speed limit.

I felt the velociperiority wash over me in waves as I sped by the sorry bastards standing still on the southbound 405.

by CeeLuck September 15, 2010