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Vaginal gandalf 

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Vagina Drug 

Noun. A controlled substance that is hidden from the cops, family, friends, etc. in the vaginal area.
Person 1:The cops are coming! Hide the drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!

EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!

Double-Jointed Vagina 

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.
Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA 

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.
HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!
JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA by ROACHES October 16, 2012

Vagina Toast 

im glad i had some "vagina toast" to put my penis butter on.
Vagina Toast by spann twin February 28, 2011

vagandles 

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.
Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009