universal blowjob

when guyz owe a girl a blowjob. Guy eatz girls out for brownie points.

Cody-"Amber you owe me a blowjob"
amber-"No cody, becuase you owe me 2 universal blowjobs"

by Cody love's AMBER October 7, 2007

Universal Bev Wolfman Bill

This is how we roll in P-town. This motion began as an addition to the verbal call of "shotgun". It involves making an afro with your arms over your head (signifying Bev), while rubbing your hairy forearms (signifying Bill). The motion follows the standard shotgun rules, and must be called outside and when leaving towards the vehicle.

Eventually the motion became so synonymous with the call, the verbal portion of "shotgun" was dropped altogether.

Guy 1: "I call shotgun!"

Guy 2: (while doing the Universal Bev Wolfman Bill motion)
"Doesn't count bonerface! I didn't see the Universal Bev Wolfman Bill."

by Walter 'Cockroach' Bradley June 20, 2008

Universal Spunk

- a band from outer space.

"Did you see the bassist for Universal Spunk?"
said Samson,"Yeah, he's like an alien..."

by Mr. Rainbow August 21, 2008

universal key

A card used to break into a house.

I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card

by JOHN WRIGHT NOW October 12, 2008

Universal Fail

A fail involving two or more people.

A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".

by UnlikeCylinder May 21, 2009

Universal Design

The term refers to a design approach which produces buildings, products and environments that are usable and effective for everyone, not just people with disabilities.

The Strampitheater at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County is an excellent example of Universal Design.

by Cordell Corporation July 11, 2010

universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.

Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.

by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011