A story written by Stephanie Meyers that would have similar plot elements to a story about a man falling in love with a ham sandwich.
by Haywood Jabloemi December 19, 2009
The biggest mistake in the history of literature. Doesn't even classify as literature. It is one of the worst mistakes that mankind has ever made. It's up there with the Holocaust and President Bush.
I had to do a book report, and I chose Twilight. It probably would've been a better choice to do a book report on fresh dog shit.
by The Uber Fat January 27, 2010
by Nicky M. January 07, 2009
A book writen by Stephanie Meyer and obsessed over by crazed fans.
Personally, I adore the series. Or... I did. Once EVERYONE started reading it and obsessing over it, it became incredibly overrated and annoying.
The obsession over the character Edward Cullen is simply uncalled for. HE IS NOT REAL, PEOPLE. No man out there is going to live up to him. I apologize.
Now that I think about it, every book in the series is very cliche. Maybe that's what makes 'non-readers' read it. It's something they're used to; something they've heard of.
Yes, I have read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn twice each, but I read many other books as well.
The fanatics over these books ONLY read these books. Tisk, tisk. You live in a fantasy world.
My favorite character has ALWAYS been Alice Cullen. In my opinion, she is the best character in the book. Period.
Personally, I adore the series. Or... I did. Once EVERYONE started reading it and obsessing over it, it became incredibly overrated and annoying.
The obsession over the character Edward Cullen is simply uncalled for. HE IS NOT REAL, PEOPLE. No man out there is going to live up to him. I apologize.
Now that I think about it, every book in the series is very cliche. Maybe that's what makes 'non-readers' read it. It's something they're used to; something they've heard of.
Yes, I have read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn twice each, but I read many other books as well.
The fanatics over these books ONLY read these books. Tisk, tisk. You live in a fantasy world.
My favorite character has ALWAYS been Alice Cullen. In my opinion, she is the best character in the book. Period.
Example 1:
Crazy fan: "Ohmygod! I am going to marry Edward Cullen!"
Normal Person: "No you're not. He doesn't exist."
Crazy fan: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"
Normal Person: "The truth hurts...?"
Example 2:
Fan: "Edward Cullen is the most beautiful man to ever exist."
Normal Person: "Correction: Edward Cullen is ONE of the most beautifully described CHARACTERS to ever be read about."
Fan: "........"
Example 3:
Fan: "Team Edward! Yeah!"
Normal Person: "Team Me! Yeah!"
Fan: "You're weird..."
Normal Person: "You're delusional and obsessed."
Example 4:
Fan: "Twilight is the BEST BOOK EVER!!"
Normal Person: "...That's only because it's the only book you've ever read."
Crazy fan: "Ohmygod! I am going to marry Edward Cullen!"
Normal Person: "No you're not. He doesn't exist."
Crazy fan: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"
Normal Person: "The truth hurts...?"
Example 2:
Fan: "Edward Cullen is the most beautiful man to ever exist."
Normal Person: "Correction: Edward Cullen is ONE of the most beautifully described CHARACTERS to ever be read about."
Fan: "........"
Example 3:
Fan: "Team Edward! Yeah!"
Normal Person: "Team Me! Yeah!"
Fan: "You're weird..."
Normal Person: "You're delusional and obsessed."
Example 4:
Fan: "Twilight is the BEST BOOK EVER!!"
Normal Person: "...That's only because it's the only book you've ever read."
by Ladidaopa! February 27, 2009
A horrible book that girls and some (gender confused) guys wrap their lives around. The book has no collegiate value and it's poor use of colloquialisms to the northwest makes the reader want to vomit all over the book's pages. Hardcore fans of the book are between the ages of 12-19 and are usually outcasts in the community in hope that one day they will find a vampire of their own to live their lives with and frolic around the woods together.
You know the book Twilight; Yeah it sucks.
Hey that girl over there is reading twilight; must not have any friends.
:Hey, My brother is reading twilight. :Is he gay? :Yeah...
Hey that girl over there is reading twilight; must not have any friends.
:Hey, My brother is reading twilight. :Is he gay? :Yeah...
by Hey Zus November 08, 2009
A very over-rated book by Stehenie Meyer about the love story beetween The Mortal clumsy plain jane Human Bella Swan and the goergeous, amazing, beautiful, good smelling Edward Culllen. There are tons of cliches just read the books! I won't list them for you!No plot just random things happen. The movies are crappy and Rob Pattinson (Aka Rob Patz, R patz, and Rob etc) is obviously not hot Jacob aka Taylor Lautner srt of is but ladies and gentlemen many hotter guys out there non famous ones taht don't depict shiny rainbow raidating 107 year old virgin vampires and a teenage werewolf in 'Love' with a vampz wife.
I am sooo of topic LOL but here I go...
Twilighter: I love Twilight best book ever
Tewi-Hard: oMFG EDWRAD I LOVE YOU ROB!!!!! JACOB OH EMM GEEE!!!!!! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF I LOVE UR ABS!!!!!!
Twilighter: I love Twilight best book ever
Tewi-Hard: oMFG EDWRAD I LOVE YOU ROB!!!!! JACOB OH EMM GEEE!!!!!! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF I LOVE UR ABS!!!!!!
by ~AniemFangirl! June 21, 2010
The Gayest book that got made into a movie because the Author (who is a girl (Suprise!)) gave everyone "summit entertainment"(the production company) blow jobs, handjob s, tit fucks, dVdA, etc....
Example 1
dude #1: Twilight is for fags
Fag #1: no its not because vampires are so cool when they sparkle
dude #2: dude #1 true dat
Example 2
Dude #1: hey Dude #2 did you hear that stephanie meyer gave everyone that produced twilight blow jobs?
Dude #2: yeah but i herd that her vagina is so big the president of the production company lives in it and has his own jumbo jet in thar. also I herd that she got fucked by everyone at the production at the same time and in every possible way, such as ear, eye sockets, armpits, nose, every pore in her body. also the people who fucked her ranged from the production company's president's 10th cousin, to the guy who delivers mail a intern!
Dude #1: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #3: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #4: HOLLYYY SHITTT
DUDE #5: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! AND HOLY SHITTT!
dude #1: Twilight is for fags
Fag #1: no its not because vampires are so cool when they sparkle
dude #2: dude #1 true dat
Example 2
Dude #1: hey Dude #2 did you hear that stephanie meyer gave everyone that produced twilight blow jobs?
Dude #2: yeah but i herd that her vagina is so big the president of the production company lives in it and has his own jumbo jet in thar. also I herd that she got fucked by everyone at the production at the same time and in every possible way, such as ear, eye sockets, armpits, nose, every pore in her body. also the people who fucked her ranged from the production company's president's 10th cousin, to the guy who delivers mail a intern!
Dude #1: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #3: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #4: HOLLYYY SHITTT
DUDE #5: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! AND HOLY SHITTT!
by Bloodhunter March 12, 2010