tickle my turds

An expression of encouragement from a passive gay partner (or possibly from a female buggeree) indicating that they are ready and willing to have their drains cleaned.

"Never mind those celebrities in the jungle, Ant, come back to bed and tickle my turds!"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

tufts

A university full of the friendliest people who are intelligent minus the cockiness, who are full of personality, character and lots of great talents.

Just like all my friends I met there.

by abck_rb September 1, 2005

gran turismo

Greatest Video-Game racing series in exsistence..
if you love cars.. you HAVE to love the GT series.

also.. for the best console, PS2, and with the release of GT4.. Gran Turismo is once again setting standards for racing games..


also.. it is the complete opposite of games like Need For Speed Underground which completely disgraces the racing scene.. and the street racing scene.. filling white boys head with fake images of what its really like so they go out and completely RAPE a good import and make HONDA's look as bad as they do now..

but true fans know.. only fake ass faggots and white people hate.. end.

SHIT NIKKUH I JUS GOT GT4 FUCK YEA.. time to hit up the PS2

by GT for Lyfe February 24, 2005

Gran Turismo Hangover

The after effects of playing Gran Turismo for long amounts of time include: The urge to ram other cars on the road while driving in real life; the desire to go as fast as your car possibly can; the yearning to pass four cars on one turn of the road.

LaTrez: Yo! I've been trying to crash all these bitches up on the highway.
Dee: Sounds like you've got Gran Turismo hangover

by LaTrez Nash September 4, 2013

tufts

Tufts University is a private university located in Medford, Massachusetts, a suburb of Boston. The school is frequently identified with internationalism and its study abroad program and is home to the world-renowned Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy. The school ranks an impressive 27 on the Best Colleges 2006 list by U.S. News & World Report. Today, Tufts University is widely regarded as being one of the top universities in the United States and is considered a Little Ivy. In 2006, the university accepted roughly 23% of over 15,300 applications to its undergraduate class of 2010.

Tufts is a school on the rise and is very selective. Students who used to be admitted to Tufts 30 years ago are now commonly rejected, prompting them to create the false "Tufts Syndrome." Many Tufts students were accepted to other prestigious colleges, but came to Tufts because after visiting they realized it was a better school that had more to offer than just rankings.

Tufts student: I turned down (insert name of prestigious school here) for Tufts.
Prestigious School student: Why?
Tufts student: Because Tufts offers a nurturing environment, accomplished teachers, friendly students, a beautiful campus, and a world-class education without the pompousness and needless-competitiveness of your school.
Prestigious School student: Oops. Your right, I'm not happy here. What was I thinking?

by jumbo123 June 11, 2006

mascara turds

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.

Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.

by mmmkayyy April 2, 2005

turdshake

when you have to remove feces from your penis after anal sex.

Dude, I had to turdshake my wiener after doing it doggystyle last night.

by Thermador June 11, 2016