Turtlehead

When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.

Dude, get out of the bathroom already!

Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!

by anonymous967842 June 8, 2009

Turtlehead Moon

Classy shit coin that will make you zillions of dollars.

I'm retiring at 22 because I invested in Turtlehead Moon.

by JLS1985 May 5, 2021

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 4, 2003

Turtlehead syndrome

When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.

Turtlehead syndrome is one of the most dreaded symptoms of morbid obesity in men.

by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009

Turtlehead

Turtlehead: a turd that is poking out of the rectum, similar to a tortoise poking its head out of its shell.

I have to crap so bad I have a turtlehead poking out.

by Rozzysed August 8, 2016

Turtlehead

A person who's head looks like a turtlehead

Ben Bellamy has a turtlehead

by Milf12344 May 16, 2017

Turtlehead

To get head while taking a shit in the toilet

Dude she gave me turtlehead in the movies bathroom

by Loganation March 10, 2010