Trailer park rose

A beautiful woman that was blessed with beautiful looks by the good graces of God looking for a way out of the trailer park by a man with a little bit of money

I was sitting in the bar and in walked Daisy, the trailer park rose, wanting me to take her home.

by Ttttttttdogggggg June 25, 2016

TRAILER PARK SNOOTERS

Another term for meth amphetamines.

"Dude! Remember the quarterback from high school? I saw him in a dive bar this weekend dry-ripping Trailer Park Snooters off of the back of a urinal!"

by IJMOJO December 13, 2019

Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020

trailer park screwdriver

A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.

I got so drunk last night from those trailer park screwdrivers!

by McCrackdaddy March 25, 2020

trailer park conservative

A poor conservative. Often times someone with very little means who votes against their own interest. If they have government funded healthcare they often vote for the party that wants to get rid of it. They also are the ones who take government aid, but deny it in order to keep face among their conservative friends.

Hank is such a trailer park conservative, he got his welfare check the other day, but refuses to tell anyone about it.

by CadenceClearwater May 6, 2017

Trailer Park Trifecta

One woman who has 3 children via 3 different fathers

That Ole girl is shootin for the trailer park trifecta!! I bet she hits by the end of the year

by Paulbunyon68 October 2, 2023

Trailer Park Squirrel

She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.

#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.

skater B : You mean "IT"

skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.

skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap

by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015