nasty toothpaste

when a guy cums onto a toothbrush and makes a girl brush her teeth using the cum as toothpaste

guy 1: I gave my girl a nasty toothpaste last night
guy 2: DAAAAMN! you a playa homes

by J-slicket April 23, 2006

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toothpaste hangover

a toothpaste hangover is when you just brushed your teeth and then you go and have some food/drink and it taste horrible b/c of the toothpaste.

aww man i got a damn "toothpaste hangover"

by heartbroken13 July 14, 2011

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shitty toothpaste

This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.

John: Why is that girl crying?

Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..

John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......

Bob: Yeah, I know...

by Bad Booner April 29, 2008

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Toothpaste suicide

When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.

This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.

by koggelmander June 14, 2013

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