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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Lenny of tools

He is an all around handyman, a mr.fix any and all! With a simple idea or suggestion, he will build,create or design something so amazing and extraordinary that your mind will literally be blown and your friends and family will disown you claiming that your a complete liar and there's no way you had any part in the magnificent outcome that only you and lenny know was once your very own thought, dream, or quick ponder.
Once a nobody, he pulled a quick lenny of tools and ruled the world!

I wish I had a lenny of tools around once in a while..to fix stuff, love and adore beyond reason, and well just fix stuff!
by LeonardLover October 25, 2016
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Tootsie

Another word for the human foot. Somewhat of a childish term.
My girlfriend squeals when I tickle her tootsies!
by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005
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towanda tootsie pop

Named after a small Northern Pennsylvania town known for incest. A Townada tootsie pop occurs after anal sex with a close relative when a penis is cleaned orally.
by Towanda Tootsie Pop March 8, 2016
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Toofer

A person who fulfills multiple minority capacities in any realm. Having two or more of these common features: physical/mental disabilities, being a woman or ethnic minority
In the show 30 Rock, James Spurlock, his nickname is "Toofer" because "with him you get a two-for-one; he's a black guy and a Harvard guy." (Jack Donaghy)

Connie Rubirosa in Law & Order

Brenda Johnson in the Closer
by Djodo November 19, 2009
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ToonShipping

The Yu-Gi-Oh fandom pairing of Seto Kaiba and Pegasus J. Crawford (Maximillion Pegasus).
Some of that ToonShipping stuff is just plain crazy...
or
Is there no one that ToonShips anymore!?
by VenusianVixen September 28, 2008
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tofsy

Tofsy is when you can't decide on a date for something to happen. It means a day on this current week.
Friend: we should go to the park!
Me:when?
Friend:idk tofsy
by TurtleBLEACH5 July 7, 2017
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