by bootylishdelish March 23, 2007
A Toby is someone who everybody hates for no apparent reason, despite the fact that they are a generally ok person. Nobody likes a Toby, as Tobys are boring and incredibly mild mannered. The phrase originates from the character Toby Flenderson who is portrayed by Paul Lieberstein on the US version of NBC's The Office. The most iconic instance of Toby being a Toby is during the infamous 'Oh god please no' scene.
Dammit Jerry. I'm an adult and I don't need you to remind me of how dangerous the knife game is. You're such a Toby.
by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019
Toby were do I start well there his inside out micro penis, he can't get girls but at least he can get boys like kevin and Son but it's the best he's going to get. He looks in the mirror everyday trying to find his penis but he will never find it. Girls and boys watch out for his STD, aids, cancer and his H.I.V. He's an short sket with no friends and a peach fuzz. If he ever have a kid they would be dead in seconds after they open there eyes.
by BILLWILLY December 6, 2018
A dick headed ginger who sucks up to his teachers, made an attempt to suck his own dick but his fat ass belly was in the way
Fuck yourself Toby
by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019
Toby is generally a person penis but isn’t cute. Toby is nothing else but funny which means no one loves him
by Chjcklgxofpy January 12, 2018
A name of A dog! such a horrible human with no self confidence. Some however are the exact opposite of that other horrible human.
by BetterThanSome0 January 22, 2019