When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.
Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."
by C-red February 17, 2004
A device put in place shortly after achieving a buzz. Skews potential mate rating scale in favor of the person being viewed through the monocle.
Bar Guy 1: "Wow, I'd need serious beer goggles for her!"
Bar Guy 2: "Nah, If I put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye... she is totally doable."
Bar Guy 2: "Nah, If I put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye... she is totally doable."
by SteveTech August 22, 2008
The burning sensation in your anus as a result of excessive excretion and wiping. Could be compared to having Tennessee Fire poured in your butthole
by Ramannoodle’sbus June 19, 2019
It's like when guys get whiskey dick from drinking to much, girls get whiskey butthole from drinking to much. So it won't hurt when you have anal.
by Smalls1980 July 28, 2021
by Little T mart July 31, 2009
When a homosexual becomes excessively intoxicated to a point that humans of the opposite gender appear attractive.
“Great, my gay cousin had one too many straight whiskeys and now he’s hitting on my girlfriend. I hate it when he gets ‘whiskey straight’!”
by Benny Dee Williams July 02, 2018
The ritual of drinking copious amounts of whiskey each Thursday. Beer is also acceptable, but only in the presence of whiskey.
Whiskey Thursday is best accompanied by musical instruments, bluegrass and Goats.
Whiskey Thursday is best accompanied by musical instruments, bluegrass and Goats.
by drunkmafucka July 14, 2011