ass fucking titty nigger

Someone you think is having sexual relations with a chair.

Brad Palkovich lit his 4 inch penis on fire, what an ass fucking titty nigger.

by grantspeepeehurt March 7, 2009

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

tittie fuck her in the ass

A phrase usually said(screamed) when you or someone else does something to extremely piss you off or hurts you.

(Stubbs toe) Ow! Fuck! tittie fuck her in the ass! #2- Cassandra is such a bitch I just wanna tittie fuck her in the ass

by Deadconfederate July 18, 2016

chicken titty fuck

When you jerk off using a chicken breast.

"What did you do last night?"
"I had gotten the hottest chicken titty fuck."
"Who's the girl?"
"No one - I jerked off using a chicken breast."

by docking_station February 11, 2023

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Russian titty fuck

It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger

I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger

by Ianaldrich January 12, 2017

Mental Titty Fuck

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.

My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .

by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025