Tijuana milkshake

When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰

Me and my ex are dirty we did the Tijuana milkshake after hitting the gym.

by Joe asskick May 8, 2019

tijuana toothpole

The punishing process of tethering a string snugly around a subjects testicles and then snugly around an open door handle. Should the subject fail to comply with any demands the door may be swiftly shut, thus pain ensues.

"Alex wouldn't tell me where my pocket pussy was so I gave him the Tijuana Toothpole"

by Crackbasher November 9, 2015

tijuana rimjob

Taking a shot of tequila out of a persons butthole and then blowing a line of cocaine back into it.

You ever have a tijuana rimjob? Its when a girl takes a shot out of your butthole and then blows a line of coke into it. You have to give one back though or else it doesnt count

by josthegross November 11, 2014

tijuana deepthroat

When you stick your cock into the girls stoma so deep that when you pull your cock out you are pulling out lung butter

Guy Fernous said after last night, that the Tijuana Deepthroat is the new Anal!

by Coop414 June 23, 2017

tijuana cheesesteak

When trying to disguise that you are purchasing cocaine, this can replace that word

Kris: "I could really go for a Tijuana Cheesesteak."
William: "I'll call my boy, who sells drugs."

by Willy V. July 30, 2003

tijuana sauna

the act of holding the window lock down as you fart in an enclosed automobile with the heat on.

i totally pulled a tijuana sauna with my old lady in the car, it was viscious

by k dawg 41 October 7, 2007

Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008