Tijuana Slinger

Eating Copious amounts of Mexican food, then engaging in anal sex with the expectation of explosive diarrhea.

Bill and I decided to invest in rubber sheets after a real Tijuana Slinger.

by kungfumelissa October 28, 2017

Tijuana milkshake

When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰

Me and my ex are dirty we did the Tijuana milkshake after hitting the gym.

by Joe asskick May 8, 2019

Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

by Arlas July 3, 2015

tijuana toothpole

The punishing process of tethering a string snugly around a subjects testicles and then snugly around an open door handle. Should the subject fail to comply with any demands the door may be swiftly shut, thus pain ensues.

"Alex wouldn't tell me where my pocket pussy was so I gave him the Tijuana Toothpole"

by Crackbasher November 9, 2015

tijuana cheesesteak

When trying to disguise that you are purchasing cocaine, this can replace that word

Kris: "I could really go for a Tijuana Cheesesteak."
William: "I'll call my boy, who sells drugs."

by Willy V. July 30, 2003

tijuana sauna

the act of holding the window lock down as you fart in an enclosed automobile with the heat on.

i totally pulled a tijuana sauna with my old lady in the car, it was viscious

by k dawg 41 October 7, 2007

Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008