by The Dark Meat July 31, 2009

A complete lack of morals and integrity, in most cases acting belligerently and knowingly rejecting scrunity.
"How good is our moral-vacuum?" says the leadership team of the Australian Liberal National Party - being a working definition and classic example of a space devoid of morals and integrity
by Bauplenut January 16, 2020

One who sucks up cheeseburgers/other fatty foods like a vacuum cleaner. Used as a derogatory term for those that are extremely overweight.
by ShirleyIsTheDevil May 21, 2008

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

pronounced: yap vak-yoom
1. (noun) An area in which there is little or no sign of aidual interference, such as a library or a studio booth, or any area where there is uninterrupted silence.
2. (noun) An occurrence when one diverts surrounding individuals' attention to oneself.
3. (noun) An area that naturally causes change in one's morale, whether negative or positive, causing silence simultaneously during the process.
1. (noun) An area in which there is little or no sign of aidual interference, such as a library or a studio booth, or any area where there is uninterrupted silence.
2. (noun) An occurrence when one diverts surrounding individuals' attention to oneself.
3. (noun) An area that naturally causes change in one's morale, whether negative or positive, causing silence simultaneously during the process.
(1) "It's too loud here to study. Let's find a yap vacuum."
(2) The sudden outbreak of vulgar word exchange quickly became a yap vacuum.
(3) "This place brings back many bad memories. It's such a yap vacuum."
(2) The sudden outbreak of vulgar word exchange quickly became a yap vacuum.
(3) "This place brings back many bad memories. It's such a yap vacuum."
by TewSLy September 10, 2012

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023

My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!
by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016
