penis vacuum

1.Someone who gives a blow job.
2.A mouth.
Copyrighted by Anna

Anna is a total penis vacuum, she gives head all the time

by Renee-Nuh-Nay February 13, 2008

moral-vacuum

A complete lack of morals and integrity, in most cases acting belligerently and knowingly rejecting scrunity.

"How good is our moral-vacuum?" says the leadership team of the Australian Liberal National Party - being a working definition and classic example of a space devoid of morals and integrity

by Bauplenut January 16, 2020

cheeseburger vacuum

One who sucks up cheeseburgers/other fatty foods like a vacuum cleaner. Used as a derogatory term for those that are extremely overweight.

Dang, Trent is such a cheeseburger vacuum! That boy would eat a turd if you put ketchup on it!

by ShirleyIsTheDevil May 21, 2008

Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas

"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."

by MrBJones June 11, 2013

vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl

My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011