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The Octagon 

When a person has achieved a status of simultaneously juggling eight different relationships at once.
Little Andrew was know as "The Octagon" after he balanced eight different girlfriends.
The Octagon by BeCAPPS February 16, 2014

Heart of the Ocean 

A large, fictional precious gem that some old lady dropped in the north Atlantic because she fell in love with some poor drifter who drew a caricature of her naked wearing only that stone, and shortly after drowned.
Brock: "Lizzy, do you know where the Heart of the Ocean is?"
Lizzy: "Um, I think my grandmother tossed it to Leonardo."
Heart of the Ocean by Clipperbox October 27, 2007

Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!

I hear the ocean 

Being severly wasted as a result of taking in massive amounts of substances, usually uttered right before you pass out
Damn! that dude is puking right in front of a cop! hes about to say I hear the ocean.
I hear the ocean by Jpacthetruth December 21, 2006
A teen drama about rich kids from Orange County, California.They all have "problems", it's some what cheesy but also very addictive.
Seth:First, I sailed to Catalina. Then, I sailed to Santa Barbara. Santa Barbara, I ran out of snacks. Freaked out a little bit, pawned my boat for cash, took a Greyhound to Portland.
Ryan: You took a bus.
Seth: Yeah. But don't say it like that, cause they're not cool. Have you ever been in one of those? Okay, not for the faint of heart.
Ryan: I can't believe after all that you took a bus.
Seth: Yeah. I think we're definitely going to have to come up with a better story for school though, that'd be good.
Ryan: I don't know, I like the bus idea. I think it's cool.
Seth: Okay, what about maybe... boat sank, saved by whales? It's very Whale Rider.
Ryan: What else you got?
Seth: I took a boat, boat sank, saved by a mermaid? Boat sank, stranded on a desert island...
The O.C by Kat November 9, 2004

cake by the ocean 

Girls with awesome ass(ets) showing off their wares at the beach.
Heather: great workout. I feel awesome!
Lori: I know me too!
Heather: wanna go shake some cake by the ocean and catch some rays?
Lori: Bitch you're on!
cake by the ocean by Newfiediver January 22, 2016