The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
Get the Kraken pussymug. In some closed communitys centered around building games such as "Kerbal Space Programm" and "City Skylines", a Kraken is a bug/glitch that randomly appears and fucks everything up.
Much like the Kraken from mythology, it comes and goes without leaving much behind where it worked its destructive power.
Much like the Kraken from mythology, it comes and goes without leaving much behind where it worked its destructive power.
by Feathergreen November 28, 2018
Get the Krakenmug. 
A means of propulsion in Kerbal Space Program that harnesses the power of the Space Kraken to propel the player's ship forwards in a manner that defies the laws of physics. Examples include the heat shield propeller, the ladder drive, and the docking port drive.
A: No matter how hard i tried, i just couldn't fit the delta-v AND the thrust into the same rocket.
B: Well then, Kraken drive it is!
B: Well then, Kraken drive it is!
by anuncertainsomeone November 28, 2022
Get the Kraken drivemug. An op item used in league of legends with a metaphorical meaning. Kraken is a large octapus that is very hard to be killed, that's why Kraken slayer is a great choice to fuck up the tanks in the game.
by GreekMadafaka November 20, 2021
Get the kraken slayermug. Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.
Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015
Get the Easter Krakenmug. A Kraken is a highly aggressive highly dominant sub species of ”Karen.” Only a Kraken is on a substantial amount psychoactive medications that act as a ipso facto form of crack cocaine. In short, a Kraken is a “Karen on crack.”
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
by Samurai_Jack$ September 28, 2020
Get the Krakenmug.