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Gooner

Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.
Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst
by Petey_McShaggins_12 August 5, 2023
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Gooner

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.
"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"
by Niju2 May 12, 2024
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certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.
Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum
callum is such a gooner
by cookie fella May 9, 2025
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Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow
You're a mad gooner!
by theoriginalgooner June 26, 2025
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gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone
by the wenis January 31, 2025
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