felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.
"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis
by commi3 mark June 21, 2024
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Felted

Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.
Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.
by DontScare July 28, 2022
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Felted

Get beaten down badly by someone much bigger/superior to you
“That big lug by the gas station felted that scrawny man to the ground and stole his wallet.”
by Root14 June 11, 2022
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it felt good didn't it

When you open the door and find your son jerking off in his bedroom.
Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*

Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?

Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*
by Adam's Speget December 11, 2018
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felt like butter

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.

Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.

The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
"That snatch felt like butter"

"That 360 no scope felt like butter"

"That muscle up felt like butter"
by citizenkane06 August 07, 2021
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Felt experience

A seemingly innocent phrase used by C-suite males to sound professional about sleazily feeling up a co-worker.
I made sure Sandy from accounting had a good felt experience at the office party last week.
by RtR80 November 09, 2022
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The Felt

A mafia group of 15 known in the late 2000s for having destroyed the Negrocity mayor's favorite casino.
Disappeared since then.
"The Felt green suits are much better in red"
by Jibachu March 30, 2019
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