To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.
by commi3 mark June 21, 2024
Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.
Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.
by DontScare July 28, 2022
by Root14 June 11, 2022
Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*
Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?
Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*
Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?
Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*
by Adam's Speget December 11, 2018
Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.
Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.
The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.
Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.
The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
by citizenkane06 August 07, 2021
A seemingly innocent phrase used by C-suite males to sound professional about sleazily feeling up a co-worker.
by RtR80 November 09, 2022
A mafia group of 15 known in the late 2000s for having destroyed the Negrocity mayor's favorite casino.
Disappeared since then.
Disappeared since then.
by Jibachu March 30, 2019