A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.
While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.
by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025
Get the Porcelain Chippermug. by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022
Get the Dirty Chippermug. by keesville July 19, 2021
Get the Chippermug. by Switchhappy May 26, 2021
Get the Chippermug. A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024
Get the Porcelain Chippermug. Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.
by UnknownTheComedian January 17, 2025
Get the Chipper and Sons Lumber Co.mug. The holiday contrasting the Jewish High Holy Day, Yom Kippur, where you instead indulge in a multitude of sinful activities, unbothered by the religious consequences of those actions.
“Im really glad I spent today celebrating Ron Chipper”
“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”
“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”
“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”
“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”
by SPORTSBRO October 9, 2022
Get the Ron chippermug.