grit-stache

1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.

Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.

Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.

by J Ryckman April 6, 2006

Vadge stache

Pubes; Pubic hair usually on a vadge

You gotta shave your vadge stache

by Ja-fakin April 27, 2006

cocaine 'stache

When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.

dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006

poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.

"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"

by Michael Sandman July 28, 2008

scuz stache

When a man or woman has nasty upper lip hair and refuses to shave it. Also can be called a dirt lip. It's not quite a beard and not quite a mustache. It's just plain sick and scuzzy.

Sam : "man, that mexican man has a sick scuz stache."

winston : "si"

by sam and winston October 19, 2008

Purity Stache

A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.

Have you seen Nick's purity stache? No wonder he can't get any girls, it's disgusting.

by lmccalli July 30, 2020

Comp Stache

A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.

Your Comp Stache is glorious!

by JohnQNavy November 15, 2010