Pussy Pleaser

A guy shit talking until a sexy girl is near. Then he pretends to be mature and respectable.

I was talking to a guy at a bar about the last time we got hit in the nuts, but he went full pussy pleaser when the hot blond sat near us.

by Mack McJack May 21, 2022

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beaver pleaser

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.

Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*

by Sage48568865333 August 8, 2024

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Crowd pleaser

A crowd pleaser is a guy who pleases all the women around him by eating her pussy and sucking their clits.

Jane: hey I was with the crowd pleaser Joe last night, he be up on everyone’s pussy all the time and eating us all out

Becca: girl ima have to get me some of that and try his mouth on my pussy

by Gordon is here hahahahha August 14, 2023

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Penis Pleaser

A Penis Pleaser is you.

"Hello Penis Pleaser 9,000"

by Sillywords69 March 5, 2022

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A man who confuses “being considerate” with running a full-service casting call. He thrives on juggling attention, flattery, and validation from multiple women at once—and gets an ego boost (or a thrill) from presenting them with an assortment of men like it’s a tasting menu. Less about commitment, more about applause. Think: social concierge meets chaos coordinator.

Usage:
“Watch out—he’s not romantic, he’s a People Pleaser. If there’s a room full of women, he’s already planning the lineup.”

Synonyms: Validation DJ, Attention Sommelier, Chaos Cupid

Opposite: Emotionally available adult

by FinalElement January 27, 2026

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