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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard
by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017
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pizzled

being so puzzled you piss yourself
i just pizzled myself”
happens to the best of us”
by snail.lord October 1, 2022
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Pizzling

When you've absolutely, wholly and completely thrashed something or someone in a way of totally consuming a resource or damaging something beyond repair.
Jeez Marnie came thru and gave that glass Barbie a real pizzling, you got rinsed bro.
by bigwillyp July 18, 2023
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Pizzle Yanker

A phrase quite popular in medieval Bohemia. Somebody who yanks your pizzle, messes with you, pisses you off. Overall a joker or a prankster.
Hans: "What the hell, you damn pizzle yanker."
Henry: "Calm down, I'm just yanking your pizzle."
by whalefucker01 April 3, 2025
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Pizzle

A thing you yank to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke
"Are you yankin' my pizzle?"
by yo_zh March 5, 2025
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