Playtex Piston

When two men or women get on all fours with their anuses pressed together and push a lubed tampon back and forth between their rectums.

Don't throw that used tampon away, me and Bob want to do the Playtex Piston.

by Firepants McGee November 21, 2024

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reverse 360 piston jammer

The advanced art of standing in front of someone, inserting your fingers into their anus, then forcefully rotating your wrist 360 degrees, it doesn't matter if it breaks, slowly insert more of your arm into the anus, then another forceful 360 movement, this time on your arm. Once this is completed, a full bottle of gorilla glue is applied to the arm and anus, locking it in place.

John: Hey Peter, why is your arm mangled?

Peter: Because I hit Dave with that reverse 360 piston jammer!

John: Peter, you're dead to me you retarded nigga.

by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025

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Pittsburgh Piston

A term used to describe when someone is getting their dick sucked or rode by a person while they’re driving a vehicle.

“Hey, do you mind if I give you a blowjob while driving?” she said. “Oh, you mean a Pittsburgh Piston?” I responded.

“Dude, get this. She rode my dick WHILE I was driving! Ain’t that crazy?”
“Damn! That Pittsburgh Piston must’ve felt nice…”

by Darth826 January 27, 2025

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