Minion Mans

A super hot chad in a video on PornHub called “minion sex” wearing an oversized Despicable Me minion costume who slaps his massive cock on a girls ass and proceeds to ram cooch for approximately 36 seconds, just for the video to come to an abrupt end. Despite the shortness of the video, it is very seckesy and hott.

Matthew: Minion Mans is so hot and I want seckes with him..

Ben: Me too his weenor is so much hott.

Justin: I want to be girl in video

by Mans MansMans March 25, 2020

Minion Rush

The best game

Joe: Do you play minion rush?

Phil:No

Joe: Fuck you then!

by Minion Rush Fan 21 November 4, 2020

Pussy Minion

A Pussy Minion is someone who goes out of their way to agree with or to fulfil the wishes of a person simply because that person is sexually attractive (And usually female, hence the use of the word pussy).

They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.

A more derogatory way to say the word simp.

1: I triggered Jessica and she sent one of her pussy minions after me.

2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.

by Cheesyballs June 22, 2020

Push Minion

turd poop shit

Flush your damn push minions, Harold!

by Phillip McRowler July 28, 2019

The Minion Raider

A Roblox YouTuber that streams almost every day. The Minion Raider uploads frequently.

The Minion Raider is a new YouTuber!

by p0ke17 July 21, 2019

Trash Minion

1.someone who is bad at Minecraft and everything in general
2. basically just sludgymoth

sludgymoth is turbos trash minion

by TURBOMAN129 September 20, 2023

mini minion

A term to describe an annoying friend that is small in stature. Especially a friend that squirrel-humps everything and everyone in sight while making the most obscure and random animal noises.

Ray: Hey man here comes the mini minion.
Ted:Oh shit, whatch your legs.
Camron:Merrrr...(humping movements and sounds begin)

by Steelgiant75 September 2, 2004