A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.
drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
by wooooparty June 15, 2010
In call of duty: One who insists on camping in bushes where you are unable to see them. These people are found most commonly on maps like grid or array.
by servedbythecook March 18, 2011
Usually when people order pizza, after dinner, USUALLY people leave the pizza out, Leftover Lurkers usually come down to have dinner from the leftovers or in my case, usually have a second dinner
Guy 1: That pizza really hit the spot, but Im still hungry.
Guy 2: Well you're out of luck, the leftover lurker came down and took it for his own
Guy 1: Shit
Guy 2: Well you're out of luck, the leftover lurker came down and took it for his own
Guy 1: Shit
by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 16, 2016
Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.
Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.
Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.
Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.
by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022
Such a cool guy. Smart, witty, funny, and has a passion for languages and history. Always tries to prove who he is to not just himself but to others. Puts others before himself. A beautiful person with an uncommonly special and incredible spirit residing within him that you would be forever thankful to have known.
by birdy scar December 1, 2022
One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
by Paulman6356 July 10, 2009