luke

luke has a gigantic penis and uses it every night on people.

ohh yea harder gimme more luke

by sghdfiogh October 27, 2008

Luked

Very Drunk

'You are luked'

'I am luked'

by MeganLouise January 12, 2009

Luke

someone that is totaly beastly and pwns everyone around him

dude, you know Jake.

ya

he is totaly a Luke

by Bill Tuten March 11, 2008

luke

The act of hanging out shirtless with other men.

"Hey, we're having a poker game later, you should come. We're going to Luke after."

by Shirtless guy August 17, 2018

Luke

Sexy,kind,BIG ASS COCK, good in bed, loving, irreverent and irresistible. Luke's often have big dicks and are good boyfriends at the same time.

" I'm datin' a Luke"
"Must have a big dick"
"Yeah he's really nice"

by Spillz March 21, 2018

luke

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

Luke - Quotev

The hottest man ever seen on Quotev.

An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke

by Siconix April 20, 2016

Luke

HUGE DICK

LUKE HAS A HUGE DICK

by THOMAS TEH DICK ENGINE I May 30, 2019