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Invisible Banjo

statement describing act of masturbation, can be used for men or women
I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.
by meeshdoogle June 20, 2012
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Invisible beef

1: When you’re having beef with someone but the other person doesn’t know/ you haven’t said anything

2: when your mad at someone and they’re mad at you but you two act like nothings wrong

“God, Taylor got on my nerves. I won’t say anything to her though, I’ll just have invisible beef with her. “
by Anonymousbitch17 June 13, 2018
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invisible land

invisible land is a place where you can be your self to normal people you'll look like your insane but the just cant see it cause they dont believe you can have powers and make your own land i am the queen of invisible land i have a channel that at times will tell you more about it if you ask in comments just search up invisible land in YouTube we except all it like a family
me: I'm gonna go to invisible land
bestie: oi I'm coming too
by Siote Aizawa May 22, 2021
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invisible condom

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!
"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END
by See Why Dub November 21, 2006
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invisible car

phrase one uses when trying to sound cool when you're actually just too poor to even afford a piece of shit car like yours
First guy: Wow, this is a piece of shit
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?
by Squidly09 June 9, 2008
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Invisible Assassin

OMG, shut up IA, and stop with the posting!
by BigBoss21388 October 10, 2004
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invisable muscles

a person who is rather skinny or fat looking but can pull off great moments of strength. often confused with invisa-muscles
look at peter, he just lifted that girl right off the ground. he looks so skinny he must have some invisable muscles
by litterdud September 25, 2010
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