Grumping

When you shit, piss, and cum

"When my friend Kaiser was being rude to me I decided to perform the "Grumping" maneuver on him."

by Grumbledump February 14, 2025

grump tree

Green tree that hang over at the top.

Look at that tree that hands over, it looks like a grump tree.

by Dkemp42 February 28, 2022

grump out

A softer way for women to say "get bitchy" but still get this point across; works particularly well as a warning to a significant other.

Ugh," she said. "OK, but if we're still there at midnight, don't be surprised when I grump out.

by Wendy von Bendy August 27, 2010

grump dump

A "grump dump" is when a person or place is really down in the dumps. When one is not feeling good and is just grumpy all around.

Person 1: ugh, I hate math class!
Person 2: ay stop being a grump dump at least we don't have a test!

by GRUMP.DUMP February 18, 2017

grump a saurus

A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.

Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)

by Granitej3 December 1, 2019

Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

Florist Grump

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

by Richard Penis November 10, 2019