The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.
by Anonymous_19 May 12, 2022
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Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.
by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025
Get the The Gambitmug. A move in chess, where you hang a major piece and then come up with an excuse like having dinner or needing to take the dog out for a walk.
by yunghannah March 10, 2021
Get the Walsh Gambitmug. by Sidnut March 4, 2024
Get the Magnus Carlsen gambitmug. When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.
GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."
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by LightRemembered August 23, 2025
Get the Newsom's Gambitmug. by Gambit Player #5542 January 6, 2022
Get the Gambit Playermug.