Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.
by nem- January 25, 2015

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.
she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!
she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!
she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!
by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008

by facebookbloke July 21, 2011

by robysta March 14, 2003

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

when you are in your car and drive repetidly up and down the same city streets(the same way one flosses their teeth) just so you can show off your pimp ride
by Shaun Dizzle January 7, 2008

Wife: Why are you flossing, you never floss?
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.
by threetwoonezero January 11, 2017
