Designated Drunk Driver
When everyone is drunk and their is a designated drunk driver to drive everyone home.
When everyone is drunk and their is a designated drunk driver to drive everyone home.
by nasnasir March 25, 2017
Get the DDDmug. A statement used to describe females that love dick usually it is used to describe females with abnormally large foreheads that names usually start with s
‘O look its ddd ******’
by 0753jdvhzbehdbbosh April 8, 2022
Get the DDDmug. National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Couple’s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!
“Hey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”
by Gspotgasm October 1, 2022
Get the National DDDmug. A phrase usually used to describe a female that died for penis these females usually have abnormally large foreheads and there names usually begin with s
‘O my is DDD ****** ‘
by 0753jdvhzbehdbbosh April 8, 2022
Get the DDDmug. Destroy Dick December, a challenge where one must nut once for December 1, 2 or the 2nd, and so on, for a total of 496 times in 31 days.
It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently.
To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently.
To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
Guy: "DDD needs to be easier. I did the math and it's physically impossible."
Guy 2: "Totally agree. I made a spirited effort last year and I gave myself Death Grip Syndrome, as well as Carpal Tunnel in my arm."
Guy: "Damn."
Guy 2: "Totally agree. I made a spirited effort last year and I gave myself Death Grip Syndrome, as well as Carpal Tunnel in my arm."
Guy: "Damn."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 4, 2022
Get the DDDmug. Daily Dose of Drama (ddd) ,is a way to express the drama you need every day to keep in touch or just to make your life a little bit more interesting.
Killian: Do you know what happened between Dany and Lily ?
Kiara: Yeah ,but I’m not supposed to say.
Killian: C’mon I need my ddd for today!
Kiara: Ughh ,fine I’ll tell you.
Kiara: Yeah ,but I’m not supposed to say.
Killian: C’mon I need my ddd for today!
Kiara: Ughh ,fine I’ll tell you.
by GhostlyK April 22, 2022
Get the dddmug. by elinsigneeira July 11, 2021
Get the DDDmug.