Banner James jacobs

A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.

Banner James jacobs has never been laid

by Someone who’s been laid June 24, 2023

Bannered

When you spend all your time and money on a girl and never get laid. You've been bannered.

Yo man you bought all that shit for her and still didnt get any!?. She hooked up with another guy!? ... dude you got bannered!

by Hater 408 August 12, 2018

banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018

5 Banners

A nickname for SixFlags Parks

Want to go to 5 Banners?
Yeah sure why not!

by a;ugvkgszuoblk;vbnqwpifs;hv June 10, 2022

Star Spangers Banner

The sign, usually made from/of cardboard, that homeless or poor people fly requesting help for food or financial assistance.

Hey that guy seems authentically homeless flying that Star Spangers Banner so let's go kick him down these leftovers and some change.

by InVintor November 24, 2023

big doi banner moves

When Max Keeble’s evil twin, Kax Meeble, says “DOI!” and “BANNER” and “BEANNNNZZZZ WHAT DA FUQ” while listening to travis scott.

Kax Meeble wanted to make some big doi banner moves

by kax doible banner February 11, 2025

Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”

by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023