Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex

Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.

Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.

by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019

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Ark Victoria Primary Academy

Shit

Why does Ark Victoria Primary Academy exist

by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019

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arks

A bastardization of the word 'Ask'. Can be found used by English speakers in low socio-economic or 'ghetto' areas to sound tough.

Tough guy: "yea bruv, I arks dis guy to gimme sum muney or al break his legs, innit"

Person: "You did what?"

Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"

Person: "Axed him?"

Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"

Person: "Assed him?"

Tough guy: "ARKS"

Person: "oooh.... ASKED"

Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"

Person: "No you didn't"

by ppwned May 13, 2021

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Ark Moment

A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.

Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.

by Soob12 October 19, 2023

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