Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex

Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Ark Victoria Primary Academy

Shit

Why does Ark Victoria Primary Academy exist

by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019

3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.

Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.

by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019

arks

A bastardization of the word 'Ask'. Can be found used by English speakers in low socio-economic or 'ghetto' areas to sound tough.

Tough guy: "yea bruv, I arks dis guy to gimme sum muney or al break his legs, innit"

Person: "You did what?"

Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"

Person: "Axed him?"

Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"

Person: "Assed him?"

Tough guy: "ARKS"

Person: "oooh.... ASKED"

Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"

Person: "No you didn't"

by ppwned May 13, 2021

D ark

“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny

Or some person who is extremely emo

“Ay Ayden why can’t you stop being such a D ark”

by Ak lol September 10, 2021

ARK

A really cool smash bros server where you can get coached, play against other people and more! Join here: discord.gg/T5XdxQ

"Hey Jimmy wanna go on ARK, the really cool discord server for smash bros?"
"Yeah!"

by Goodboi69420 June 28, 2020

Ark at ee

Bristolian slang = Look at him

You can also add "mind" on the end for no reason at all or for dramatic effect.

Ark at ee walking about like an ard nut.

Ark at ee, mind!

by the one and only Jx July 8, 2022