pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.

"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"

by dudeman February 21, 2004

Pokey Joe

The act of penetrating a man's poop chute, by his female bonking buddy, during normal sexual intercourse. Penetration is usually achieved using a finger, however, the definition allows for the use of a sexual aid or some other specially crafted device.

I was banging shaun's burd last night and she gave me a pokey joe. No wonder he walks funny.

by The Haggis June 16, 2011

pokey joe

to do something without rushing. another word for "lollygag".

"Sorry we're late, we were pokey joeing around town all afternoon."

by krystapher July 10, 2023

pokey-fiddly

An architectural flourish too small and too unworkable and too whatever to bother retaining.

Hey, Chandler, that little tiny window in front of the stairway, think it's pokey-fiddly? Wade says it's pokey-fiddly looking.

by Honeybucket September 30, 2009

Ohkey Pokey

1. to jab repeatedly with an erection

1. 'ohkey pokey'
2. 'Dude, i just got ohkey pokeyed'

by an awesome April 29, 2009

Pokey Stabby

Any object that is used to "poke", stir, or clean out a bowl of bud, either during, before or after smoking.

Oh shit, there is still some ash from that last gnarly bowl in my bong slide, hand me a pokey stabby so i might clean it out.

by Mr. Macgyver October 15, 2011

Peter Pokey

Peter Pokey is where you sneak off to the bathroom for a quick pokey bum but no one wants any of it so you give yourself a quick 2 finger poke in the rear to help you get over the rejection.

Person 1: naww since Dave came back from the lavvy he seems like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.

by Theurbanwalker January 27, 2022