Knife Lineup

The peanut butter, butter, steak, humus, fruit, and other various knives linedup on the sink due to chronic laziness, all left to be reused in the pursuit of saving on your hydro bill.

Jess: Check out this knife lineup! Who the fuck is going to clean that up ?

by 313vagina March 05, 2009

linoleum knife

Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres

"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

by Rachel Horowitz April 22, 2007

Brown knife

Brown knife is used commonly in prison after raping someone and shoving a knife up there ass

Prisoner 1: that’s the guy who snitched on vinny lets give him a little talk
Prisoner 2: hey p1 hows it goi-
Prisoner 2: AHHH STOP FUCKING MY ASS
Prisoner 1: I’m going to give you a brown knife

Prisoner 1: *Shoves knife up ass*
Prisoner 2: *dies*

by my sc is @lil.trapdog March 30, 2018

ginsu knife

A gimmick made famous by late-night television ads in the 1970's that promised but wait, there's more!" The Ginsu Knife was able to cut through aluminum cans one minute, then slice a tomato wafer-thin the next.

Roommate #1: How are we going to get this Christmas Tree out of our apartment?
Roommate #2: Hand me the Ginsu Knife and I'll cut it up into little pieces.
Roommate #1: But wait, there's more: what about the trunk of the tree?
Roommate #2: Shit the Ginsu Knife works on the whole tree!

by Dub the Second April 16, 2014

knife photography

The act of taking photos of knives. Derived from the act of knife painting originally practised in medieval times.

Eric: "Can you let me into your kitchen, I'd like to do some knife photography?"

Chanisha: "Ok."

by ken_no_shashin February 27, 2013

Spook Knife

A broken glass bottle, used for stabbing someone.

A term used by angry circle jerks who just wanna fuck shit up.

Man that bouncer was a cock, trying to charge me $100 to get into the club... "smashes bottle" im going to spook knife that motherfucker..

by white knight1 November 08, 2010

Nigger Knife

A reference to a piece of broken glass used to cut or stab somone with.

Bill was at the bar last night and got stabbed with a nigger knife.

by MrBoneCrusher February 19, 2008