taint

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

by rick May 13, 2005

taint

Taint is the spot between your ass and whatever genetalia you have. it's the perenium, but it's often called the taint. the reason for that is "t'aint your cooter, t'aint your pooter, that's why we call it taint." or "t'aint your bottom, t'aint your scrotum (scraw-tum), that's why we call it taint."

Bettie: Bob, your mustache is tickling me down there, you know, in my perenium!
Bob: Well, technically it's called the perenium, but I like to call it your "taint".

by millertime73 October 5, 2006

taint

An American slang term for the human perineum.

"I decided that Yahoo could munch on my taint." (www.maddox.xmission.com)

by neptina March 24, 2005

taint

the perineum, the space between the anus and the genitals

Time: "Can Obama Escape the Taint of Blagojevich?"

Me: Oh, that is so wrong.

by kyrtap13 December 19, 2008

taint

taint the sweet, spicy, sometimes saggy skin between your genitals and rectum.

Helga had a chunk of cancer removed from her foot and they used her hairy taint to patch it up.

by greenpoop December 20, 2006

taint

a stupid word for the ignorant to refer to the area between the genetials and the anus. Just because you put a mildly slang or "street" sounding word on something, does not make it cool, hip, street or gangsta.

my taint is itchin for some lickin

by tired of B.S. wanna-be's October 5, 2006

taint

the area betwixt one's genitalia and one's rectum.

So called because: It taint the pussy and taint the ass!

She was so vain that she insisted on keeping her taint well-buffed and moisturized.

by Happy F. Birthday Fairy October 5, 2006