Tab-Hoarder

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...
The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)
by ebh1zaza February 07, 2012
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Pop tab

If someone gives you a pop tab and the bottom part isn't broken, you owe them a free kiss
Joe: oh shoot Ella gave me a pop tab... Looks like I have to kiss her.
by Possum man November 15, 2019
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Soda tab

When someone gives you a soda tab with the middle part intact you have to kiss them.
Yeah she gave me a soda tab, we are dating now.
by talking hoe June 20, 2021
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Mountain Tab

Having "intimate relations" or "doing the horizontal mambo" with a women of the round body type.

Or Porking a fatty.
Hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. He earned his mountain tab!
by Jar-El June 02, 2014
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Mountain Tab

A small identifier worn above the 10th Mountain Division's unit patch. It signifies that the soldier is not only a member of said unit, but also completed menial tasks while being hazed, and climbed a mountain (ie banged out one of Watertown's many livestock sized humans that identify physically as "female")
Shit...the new guy finally earned his mountain tab, she must have been 350 pounds!
by Bigdickasian69 January 24, 2018
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keeping tabs

To watch a person or a situation carefully so that you always know what they are doing or what is happening.
"Why is he still your friend on Facebook?"

"I'm just keeping tabs on him in case he starts talking to another girl."
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Ass tab

Ass tab is when you trying to pay for sex but can’t afford it so you have someone cover your tab
I’m trying to fuck this Whore but I don’t have 40 dollars can someone cover my ass tab
by Ass tab god January 25, 2021
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