where happiness goes to die, edgelords that think suicide is cool rule the world and everything is a gender
by MentalitySalad November 16, 2018
The septic tank of the internet. We all thought reddit was bad, but no. Reddit is the toilet of the internet, and tumblr is the smelly cesspool of the internet.
by Comrade Boris January 03, 2022
Use to be kinda cool but now is a shit fest. It is a toxic sight that you should stay away from if you want to live a happy life. Seriously you will go in thinking its a happy safe place but that is just a trick to get you in. Slip up on time and have a unpopular opinion and you will be attacked. It will make you a depressed, cynical person.
by GhoulLord26 January 31, 2016
Irony in its finest form.
Hipsters' version of a blogging website that initially claimed 'originality' & 'self expression', when in reality everyone is all the same.
Everyone( teen girls, gay guys & misguided souls) blogs the same Hipster-esque("unique") photos, music, tv shows, bullshit quotes and wants and needs.
Tumblr users constantly complain about their cushy first world lives and apparent emotional/mental problems to the point where their meaningless problems have them very openly contemplating "suicide".
If we are lucky these fuckers will eventually kill themselves and this godforsaken website will have no choice but to join myspace in the ruins.
Hipsters' version of a blogging website that initially claimed 'originality' & 'self expression', when in reality everyone is all the same.
Everyone( teen girls, gay guys & misguided souls) blogs the same Hipster-esque("unique") photos, music, tv shows, bullshit quotes and wants and needs.
Tumblr users constantly complain about their cushy first world lives and apparent emotional/mental problems to the point where their meaningless problems have them very openly contemplating "suicide".
If we are lucky these fuckers will eventually kill themselves and this godforsaken website will have no choice but to join myspace in the ruins.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- 3. One to screw it in, the other to bitch about how they liked the old lightbulb better and the third to take artsy photos for their tumblr.
- 3. One to screw it in, the other to bitch about how they liked the old lightbulb better and the third to take artsy photos for their tumblr.
by IspeakofTHETRUTH December 13, 2011
Facebooker: Z0MG ! TOTEZZ LUV TUMBLRRR!!1!
Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!
Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!
by facebookersGTFOtumblr February 13, 2011
A magical secret world filled with mermaids, unicorns, weed, cats, triangles, sunsets, cigarettes, and the Olsen twins.
by rufus6564 May 22, 2011
A disease.
You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users.
Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand.
Insomnia is a common symptom.
There is no cure.
You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users.
Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand.
Insomnia is a common symptom.
There is no cure.
by I tried to get out but no February 24, 2013